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[keryx]

My mom is making me read this Sylvia Browne book. Mom assumes I'm going to completely disbelieve it, like I don't believe in psychics. What I have a hard time believing is that someone who's all in touch with the truth of life beyond this plane would be so... I dunno, petty, I guess? She seems well-intentioned, but small-minded in some way. And she misspelled "triumvirate" in a way that made it clear she didn't know it translated into "a posse of 3 dudes". I'm not implying that everyone needs to know Latin, but if you're going to use 4-syllable words in a published work, a spellcheck would be swell.

Anyhow, while I'm reading this book and wondering what people are really reading when they're psychic, my vibrator starts going off. Like, constantly. Of course, Sylvia Browne says that our dead loved ones fuck with our electronics to show they love us.

I have a dead loved one who really wants me to get off! Who could it be?

[Poll #892490]