what??

[keryx]

I know not everyone on my friends list agrees with me on everything, and that's fun and frequently eye-opening.

But how is it that this morning's f-list perusal gifted me with at least 3, and possibly 5 or more, stereotypical and frustrating jokes about gender?

Just because a joke is at the expense of straight men doesn't mean it isn't sexist, people. Er, and yes I am being a bit of a wimp by not individually calling people on this. I don't know y'all well enough to chasten you for your sense of humor.

Comments

[cutegaychick.livejournal.com]

You know you're asking for it, right?

I'm going to spend the rest of the day collecting offensively sexist jokes. Prepare to be pelted with them at practice.

[ex-lexydee113.livejournal.com]

If it was me, bring it on!! :D Seriously, call those bitches out, I want some entertainment!

[keryx.livejournal.com]

That's fine. I'll just pull my earplugs out of my cleavage. Really. Slowly.

You're no good at poor-taste-having humor when you're stammering and blushing. And after that I'll have earplugs in, so who cares what you say?

[crafting-change.livejournal.com]

ugh!

hee hee

[arovd.livejournal.com]

how appropriate that just after reading your post, I came across this on a friend's journal:

Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

A: NOTHING: You done told the bitch TWICE!

*giggling hysterically at my own evil-ness*

Re: hee hee

[keryx.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear god.

I know a worse one

[baronmind.livejournal.com]

Women are like slinkies -- they're pretty much useless, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

[cutegaychick.livejournal.com]

*stammer*
*blush*

Re: hee hee

[cutegaychick.livejournal.com]

*shaking head*
Did I really agree to marry you?

Re: hee hee

[(Anonymous)]

WAY too late to take it back now. Plus, I have video documentation. :)

Re: I know a worse one

[chubbyninja.livejournal.com]

while i have refrained from posting here ever since my verbal battering (not undue of course) i figure that in the spirit of competition, i can make this slightly more offensive.

"What's the name for the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman"

i...er... heard that one from cutegaychick

it's my birthday!

[keryx.livejournal.com]

And I hereby declare that no one, especially Russell, is allowed to be a boneheaded sexist for the rest of the weekend. :P

Re: it's my birthday!

[chubbyninja.livejournal.com]

i can do that... happy birthday, babe.

dammit, i only made it a couple seconds.

I cant change that im an asshole, but understand that it in no way affects the way i feel about you having a happy birthday, so ill try.

Re: it's my birthday!

[keryx.livejournal.com]

babe isn't sexist unless you actually mean to demean me with it. in my opinion, at least. :)

Re: it's my birthday!

[keryx.livejournal.com]

ps, at least the effort to not be an asshole for a day or two is appreciated.