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keryx ([personal profile] keryx) wrote2008-11-02 10:19 pm
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argh! fat! argh!

It turns out that even the great community Fatshionista has a secret number in its head. You know what I mean? Many people have 200 lbs in their heads as the number at which someone is about to DROP DEAD FROM TEH FATS OH NOES. Members of that community seem to stop at 500 lbs - which is, admittedly, rather large.

Over time I've amended my belief that what immobilizes fat and supersize folk who complain about quality of life is not their fat per se but the fact that they haven't continued to move their fat bodies around. Now I think what immobilizes them is a culture - including themselves - that makes it impossible to visualize a happy, contented, supersize person who is reasonably healthy (or at least, no worse off than an average person). So, you know what, if you are so sure for you personally that you can't be healthy without that weight? Try to lose the weight. I hope along the way you pick up habits that make you feel better.

Just. Please please please don't presume you can pick a number and declare that people who weigh more than that are at death's door. We're all limited by our experience and our paradigm. I remember 160 lbs or so making my quality of life suck, but 200+ (yes, the magic number! OMG!) is apparently just fine. My perspective's shifted quite a bit in those 10 years.

The magic number is always just a bit further than the fattest weight we can imagine for ourselves, but that magic, unliveable number is likely a size at which someone else lives just fine. So stop imagining. There, problem solved.

[identity profile] dreamalynn.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, this.

I'm contemplating wearing some really ridiculous outfit of silly shoes (highlighted by my pigeon-toed stance) cuffed up jeans, a t-shirt and a too small cardigan buttoned right under my breasts and doing an OOTD and waiting for the twenty-two year olds who slobber all over one another when they post outfits like that to drop into dead silence.

[identity profile] keryx.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm betting you will be totally hot.

Or at least I am when I wear that outfit every weekend! HA! Minus jean cuffs.

[identity profile] dreamalynn.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the jean cuffs and the too-small cardigan that always make me say "um, what?" when I see them.

[identity profile] keryx.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE the too-small cardigan as a fashion choice. After The Gay finish destroying marriage, I'm going to marry my itty bitty sweater collection.

More seriously... I like the vibe of multiple layers of different lengths. It makes me think of paper art and kimono and other cool layery things.

Cuffed jeans I cannot defend.

[identity profile] dreamalynn.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
There is no defense for too-small cardigans or cuffed jeans. Ever.

[identity profile] keryx.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Too small cardigans RULE! As long as they'll actually button and fit your arms, so they're mostly small in length and sleeve.

[identity profile] dreamalynn.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if it buttons (really buttons, not just once under your breasts) and fits your arms, it's not too small. The ones I'm thinking of don't so much "fit" as "the arm can be stuffed into the sleeve in a manner which results in a look not unlike that of sausage links."

[identity profile] keryx.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I was just thinking this morning that it'd be fun to go a week or so dressing to highlight my "bad" features. Sausage arms would look pretty sassy with a nice muffin top.

[identity profile] dreamalynn.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, I have to see the best way to dress to really highlight my thunder thighs. I think stompy boots, which draw attention to the powerfulness of said thighs, what do you think?

[identity profile] keryx.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Fantastic! I can't work that look, though, since it would hide my cankles.

[identity profile] dreamalynn.livejournal.com 2008-11-03 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
My ankles (and the shape of my calves) are the only part of me that's (relatively) svelte. I love my ankles.