in case you don't read shapely prose

[keryx]

You should read this.

Step 7: Buy a pet. Having a pet will force you to take walks, which are a form of exercise. This is true unless you make the mistake that I made, which was buying an iguana. Iguanas walk very slowly and smell strongly of turds. I really cannot dissuade you strongly enough from buying an iguana.

Good things to consider a couple of days before many people (including you & me, perhaps?) go all weird with their annual self-recrimination.

Comments

[peregrin8.livejournal.com]

If you’re a baby, try pouring water into your mother’s breasts.


ROFL!

[keryx.livejournal.com]

It was the idea of water in cereal that got me - both ridiculous and way too close to actual diet advice.