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keryx ([personal profile] keryx) wrote2008-12-30 09:04 am
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in case you don't read shapely prose

You should read this.
Step 7: Buy a pet. Having a pet will force you to take walks, which are a form of exercise. This is true unless you make the mistake that I made, which was buying an iguana. Iguanas walk very slowly and smell strongly of turds. I really cannot dissuade you strongly enough from buying an iguana.


Good things to consider a couple of days before many people (including you & me, perhaps?) go all weird with their annual self-recrimination.

[identity profile] arovd.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
ok, having a dog also does not force you to take walks - apparently this person lives in an area without fenced in backyards...

[identity profile] keryx.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. Well, I mean, and she was kidding.

[identity profile] fierceawakening.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless your dog refuses to poop in said backyards *glowers at puppydogthing*