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Friday night I went to see Pilobolus, and the scene in the audience was... intriguing. Large groups of college women, couples and groups of women in their 60s or older, and a surprising number of pairs of slightly butch middle aged women. And a smattering of other people of various ages and genders, obviously.

...Intriguing thing #1:
At every break in the performance (and it's prop-heavy modern dance, so there are a lot of breaks), the group behind me expounds at length upon their low-carb dieting. Whatever. I mean, if you're a thin woman in your fifties who wants to lose some weight, thus putting yourself in an underweight range and doubling your risk of osteoporosis and cancer, that is 100% your business - hey, I smoke, who am I to talk?

But then it just gets crazy funny, in a way that highlights for me how little the average person - even the average theoretically nutrition-focused dieter - knows about physiology and food. The women behind me started speculating about whether the dancers do low-carb. Really! Like they'd be able to accomplish their feats of balance, twitching, leaping & jumping without eating bread (or some bread equivalent - for all I know, they're all allergic to gluten). I suspect these women would have been horrified to weigh as much as any of the dancers, too - they were hardly sylphlike; their bodies oozed function over form.

The group behind me may have been all-female, but I don't think this behavior has much to do with gender (anymore - it might have 5 years ago). We're just that goofy with diet information; we accept whatever diet stuff that's presented to us without trying to understand it.

...Intriguing thing #2:
Later that night, a woman stopped me in the parking lot to tell me she'd seen me and [livejournal.com profile] riotkat dancing at Saks last winter, and we were the best, coolest thing ever.

I just laughed. I don't recall ever feeling quite so much like an exploited tool of The Man as when that store used our dancing to sell perfume; really, I should have gotten a "tool of the patriarchy" t-shirt for that gig. And our interactions with the Saks clerks were quite an experiment in social class, which I should have blogged at the time.

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Date: 2005-09-12 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geno8827.livejournal.com
Ah there you are...

Just added you to my Friends list subgroup *sheepish grin*

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Date: 2005-09-12 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutegaychick.livejournal.com
You just wanted an excuse to say "sylphlike," didn't you?

(And yeah, I had to look it up)

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Date: 2005-09-12 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queerbychoice.livejournal.com
"And our interactions with the Saks clerks were quite an experiment in social class, which I should have blogged at the time."

. . . Perhaps you could belatedly blog it now?

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Date: 2005-09-13 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crafting-change.livejournal.com
but bread is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

A couple of years ago at a Women's Retreat in the WV mountains some of my 'low carb' friends went on a mountain climb. 20 minutes in another friend was forcing them to eat crackers so they'd be able to continue.

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Date: 2005-09-13 06:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] libskrat
Second that motion!

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Date: 2005-09-13 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddi-cade.livejournal.com
I found your journal via [livejournal.com profile] technodyke and, if you don't mind, would like to add you.

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Date: 2005-09-13 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keryx.livejournal.com
You had to look up "sylphlike"? Really? It actually just tumbled off my fingers.

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Date: 2005-09-13 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keryx.livejournal.com
Yeah, sure. :)

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Date: 2005-09-13 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutegaychick.livejournal.com
I write for the common masses. They don't read big words so I don't have to know how to use them.

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Date: 2005-09-13 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keryx.livejournal.com
My audience of snobs requires a more impressive vocabulary.

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Date: 2005-09-13 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutegaychick.livejournal.com
Okay just try to use small words from time to time so the rest of us can follow along too.

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Date: 2005-09-14 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peregrin8.livejournal.com
yep, "low-carb" = low-energy.

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Date: 2005-09-14 10:32 am (UTC)

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Date: 2005-09-15 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riotkat.livejournal.com
I am just impressed I guess someone remember us among the sequin

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