aiee! i'm dressed like a republican!

When I went to the votey place this morning, the woman who asked me what ballot I wanted told me I was dressed like a Republican (well, after I told her I was voting Republican today).

Is there a "republican" way to dress? And if so, what is it? I'm flummoxed.

I felt surprisingly bad for the Democrat guy whose ballot I did not ask for, but I felt a little less bad when I checked in on the VA Dems' website this morning to see... duh duh duh! more about that stupid "Healthy Virginians" plan. Cause no party is immune to thinking that the thing to do to make people healthy is fight The Fat. The Fat is EVIL.