wankers

[keryx]

I'm on the email lists of all the democratic presidential candidates, and I think I can say one thing is true following the debates last night.

They are all wankers. *

Oh, sure, some of them have really good ideas, but they all had to do the "woot! woot!" fratboy thing about how they just totally rocked the debate (albeit not in quite those words). A lot of alliteration and such. Fist-pumping. No one ever says - you know, so-and-so-other-candidate made a really good point about X. I wish they would.

That said, I will of course vote for any of them, even if they grow extra heads, over W.

* Except for Carol Moseley Braun, whose list never sends me anything and therefore can't send me any wanking.

Comments

[libskrat]

OMG, yes. Appalling. I'm so glad I'm not the only person who thinks these emails are bunk.

[snidegrrl.livejournal.com]

I only signed up for Kucinich's list, but oh man those emails are written by a man who lives in a VAN down by the RIVER or something.

[keryx.livejournal.com]

Kucinich's team is the WORST. I am totally waiting for "Dennis Does Dallas" or some shite.