i nearly peed
May. 12th, 2007 08:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
keryxOwning and wearing dozens of pairs of shoes is a compelling way for a woman to announce that she is strong and independent, and can shoe herself without the help of a man. She's saying, 'Look out, male-dominated world, here comes me and my shoes.'
That's right, I can shoe myself, dammit! I love the Onion. Though I do wish they'd have their fake interviewees use less jarring grammar.
That's right, I can shoe myself, dammit! I love the Onion. Though I do wish they'd have their fake interviewees use less jarring grammar.
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Date: 2007-05-12 02:25 pm (UTC)The Onion has the best stuff. I have their page-a-day calendar on my desk at work and more often than not it contains the hardest laugh of my day :)
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Date: 2007-05-12 03:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-12 05:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-12 05:57 pm (UTC)RAWK ON!
Date: 2007-05-12 05:51 pm (UTC)