and i'm morbidly short, too

[keryx]

Shapely Prose links to an article about the HEALTH DANGERS OF SHORTNESS.

I'd say something else, but between Kate and the effing BBC, it appears to have already been said.

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[petite-tadpole.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

I..

No, wait.

Hrmm...

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SMOKING? and did it make THEM taller??

[orkid.livejournal.com]

i almost didn't believe that wasn't an onion article. good grief.

[divinerose.livejournal.com]

You know, I don't see why you just won't go ahead and grow a few more inches. We both know that you can grow whenever you want. So really...what's stopping you?

[keryx.livejournal.com]

Does it count if I just wear REALLY BIG SHOES?

[chubbyninja.livejournal.com]

god, whiny friggin short people. I wish they would just suck it up and get tall already.

Frankly, it's just out of laziness you people don't grow. Short people disgust those of us who have the willpower to be tall.

[keryx.livejournal.com]

Well, sure... if I had your genes, I'd be tall, too. Hey, wait, what if I borrow your jeans? Maybe that'll help!