first sentence of each month meme

[keryx]

This was an entertaining journey into my personality, not for the content of the posts but my process in copying and linking to them. I declared to myself that doing each thing in order on the page - starting with a href, then copying the link, then closing the link & copying over the text - would make sense and be efficient. But I quickly diverged from even MY OWN instructions and started doing things in all weird order, each line different from the last. It's as if my brain cannot accept rote tasks and repeatable processes.

January 1: Despite my best attempts to stay home with my cats last night, my friends persuaded me out for a small late dinner and a ridiculous amount of drinking, dancing, singing and general expansiveness.
February 2: Someone in one of the fat dancer communities I peruse referred to fat people as "fluffies".
March 2: I'm subbing at the Curry House tonight.
April 8: By the time I "left early" (at 5:15) this Wednesday I'd worked over 40 hours.
May 1: May is hula hoop month!
June 3: One: David Hyde Pierce comes out of the closet.
July 1: I forgot to get a photo of my dad's dog tattoo, which is awesome.
August 2: Last night I got home from dance practice at one.
September 3: So I'm sitting here watching teevee with volondoinyaface.
October 1: Today's weather makes me feel like the Postal Service.
November 3: I made a huge breakfast of organic and artisanal food this morning.
December 1: Y'all, I learned something awe-striking this week.