i have the secret!

[keryx]

Omigod, you guys! I have the answer! Fat people just SIT DOWN TOO MUCH!

If only I could find a way to work Brazil into this.

Comments

[thebostonreader.livejournal.com]

I do most of those things. And yet I'm fat. I don't know if I move around more than thin people. But hey, I guess I don't since I'm fat and all fat people behave the same, just as all thin people behave the same.

[keryx.livejournal.com]

That's right! Get back on the couch and stuff yourself with the rest of us imaginary fat people!