dress for success!

[keryx]

This conversation I've been having with dreamalynn about fashion and zombies gave me an idea. Let's all dress up to highlight our so-called "worst" features!

Like, how can I show off my double chin? Or my flappy upper arms? What could I wear to accentuate a nice muffin top AND some sassy "cankles"? Cause the rules that say these things are unhot are just arbitrary rules.

Discuss.

Comments

[finefinemusic.livejournal.com]

double chin and flabby arms? Sounds like this situation calls for a very tacky Dickie! (I hope that's the word for mock turtleneck with no sleeves.) Preferably one that's too short and doesn't quite go high enough on your neck. To be honest though, I have noticed more than one that for a big woman your chin is remarkably photogenic. I can't take one photo without a sea of chins underneath my smile! Oh well. I'm still hot. ;)

[keryx.livejournal.com]

Sea of chins?! Sounds like we could get MATCHING DICKIES!

teehee. :)

[finefinemusic.livejournal.com]

Dicks in a Dickie.. Sounds good to me :) I will also have to find some pants that emphasize that I'm too tall for a lady!

[keryx.livejournal.com]

Ankle-length all the way, baby. And don't forget to tuck that shirt in!

[finefinemusic.livejournal.com]

I can't wait.. I hope I can find pants enough to give muffin top AND camel toe!! (OK now I am just being gross..)

[box-o-spiders.livejournal.com]

This is the BEST idea.

I love it!

[keryx.livejournal.com]

Hee! What are YOU gonna wear?

[sarahmichigan.livejournal.com]

Crop top and skinny pants to show off my apple shape. :)

[keryx.livejournal.com]

That strikes me as a very cute look!